SMS

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:09 pm

the last one was realllyyyy funnyy :rolfmao:

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:28 pm

hansti reh chawal Laughing

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:42 pm

hehehehe

Subject: Re: SMS Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:32 pm

Sardar Ordered A Pizza And The Clerk Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces.
"Six, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces."

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Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao!
Wife: kyon
Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai
k raat ko tonik
aur goli khaao Aur
shanti k saath so jao

:rolfmao:

Subject: Re: SMS Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:23 pm

very funny yaraaa

Subject: Re: SMS Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:40 am

Wiki wrote:: Sardar Ordered A Pizza And The Clerk Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces.
"Six, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces."

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Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao!
Wife: kyon
Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai
k raat ko tonik
aur goli khaao Aur
shanti k saath so jao

Subject: Re: SMS Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:30 pm

Teacher to 16 years old Student ..

Beta Tumhein Pata Hai Iss Ummer Mein Quaid-e-Azam Nay Matric Ker Liya Tha ..

Student : Sir Aap Ki Ummer Mein Bhutto Phansi Bhe Lagg Geya Tha !

:rolfmao:

Subject: Re: SMS Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:44 am

Subject: Re: SMS Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:36 pm

Song On 11 September
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Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya

Subject: Re: SMS Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:39 pm

Pathan : meri aulaad nahi hoti

Dost : tum mazzaar per dua kero ..

NEXT YEAR

Dost : Kya Hua ?

Pathan : Nahi Hue Sad

Dost : Koun Say Mazzaar Per Dua Ki Thi ?

Pathan : Quaid-e-Azam Ke Mazzaar Per Sad

Subject: Re: SMS Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:22 am

Subject: Re: SMS Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:47 pm

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

Laughing

Subject: Re: SMS Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:08 pm

sardar b tumri tarrah ka ho ga :nenneda:

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:24 am

aik chota bacha: papa aap kisi larki ko pyar kerte ho ?
father: haan tumhary maan ko !
bacha : bare chalaak hain , gher mai he chakar chalaya hua hai.

:rolfmao:

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:04 am

Wiki wrote:: aik chota bacha: papa aap kisi larki ko pyar kerte ho ?
father: haan tumhary maan ko !
bacha : bare chalaak hain , gher mai he chakar chalaya hua hai.

apni kahaniya sunata raha ker tu bas
huh

mera b sun le
kisi site se mara he wese
tongue

teri nigaaah agar meharbaan ho jaye
main jiss zameen pe hoon wo aasmaan ho jaye
agar hai ab bhi tum,hen shak meri wafaon per
to phir ik baar mera imtehaan ho jaye
khuda se ye dua karta hoon har namaaz k baad
tamaam mulk main amno amaan ho jaye agar meharbaan ho jaye
main jiss zameen pe hoon wo aasmaan ho jaye
agar hai ab bhi tum,hen shak meri wafaon per
to phir ik baar mera imtehaan ho jaye
khuda se ye dua karta hoon har namaaz k baad
tamaam mulk main amno amaan ho jaye

Subject: Re: SMS Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:45 pm

nice siso

Subject: Re: SMS Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:43 am

a sardar was kissing a blank paper ..
another sardar asked " yeh tu kya ker raha hai "
first sardar : meri GF ka love letter hai.
second sardar : magger yeh tou khali hai.
1st sardar : aaj kal hum baat nee kerte Sad

Subject: Re: SMS Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:35 am

wiki teray joke b teri tarrah ke hai monkey

Subject: Re: SMS Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:17 pm

cute wrote:: wiki teray joke b teri tarrah ke hai

bure ? ok ainda se yeh bhe nee likhon ga