aik banda dorta howa aa raha tha ...
kesi nay poochha k kia masla hay tum doortay aarahay ho
tou kahan...
wahan larai ho gai hay 2 bando k darmian
poochha banday kon hain?
tou kaha aik main hoon doosra peechhay aahraha hay
Recognizing a Sardar in School
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Pretty Ugly
Mary : John says "I'm pretty". Andy says "I'm ugly". What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Missing Wife
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, long hair, slim, sexy, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
Niagara Falls
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
