Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.
Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..
A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops sorry! Main samjhi taxi hay". Driver replied: "Ma b yehi samjha tha".
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI...
aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....
Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...
Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...
Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..