nayii saaRi laane ko jee chaahtaa hai
puraanii jalaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
pehen kar,mohalle ki sab aurtoN ko
ikhaTTa dikhaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
miyaaN jee ka bhaarii hua aaj baTwaa
so paise uRaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
jo baateiN suni thi paRosan ke ghar meiN
wo baateiN bataane ko jee chaahtaa hai
sunaa hai baRaa khoob ruu hai paRosii
Qasam se paTaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
ye halwaa jo maine pakaaya hai mujhko
use bhi khilaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
banii jab se sautan,sahelii hamaarii
humeiN bhaaG jaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
baRe mood meiN aaj aaya hai zaalim!
thoRaa sa tapaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
sunaa kar use apni ghazleiN dhaRaadhaR
musalsal pakaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
mujhe jitnaa usne sataayaa hai utnaa
use bhi sataane ko jee chaahtaa hai
nahii maiN bhi kam hoon kisi taur tumse
dikhaa dooN zamaane ko jee chaahtaa hai
mastttttttttt , very funny
but dont let sisi to read 
