Vaada Karo
Teacher: Bachon, vaada karo kabhi sharab aur cigarette nahin piyo ge.
Bachay: Nahin piyein gai.
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahin karo gai.
Bachay: Nahin karein gai.
Teacher: Girls se flirt nahin karogay.
Bachay: Nahin karein gai.
Teacher: Aur is watan pe zindagi qurbaan karo gai.
Bachay: Kar dein gai, aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kiya hai.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000pppps ": (help):
