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PostSubject: SMS   SMS EmptyTue May 27, 2008 9:40 pm
here is a sms .. i rcvd 2day :tongue:


WIFE : kaash tussi sms honday tey mein taanu zindagi bhar laiye save rakhdi Smile :fly:

HUSBAND : kaash tu ring tune hondi tey mein tainu her haftay badal sakda lolzzz zabardast :no1: :musicians: :rolfmao:
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Location : Sham _e_ Paristan
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed May 28, 2008 7:23 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha chair:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed May 28, 2008 10:02 pm
Payam wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha chair:

tum nay phirr merey chair maari shooting
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Number of posts : 718
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2008-05-18

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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySun Jun 01, 2008 10:00 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA yeh wiki hai husband tharki or yeh bechair uski future wife
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyTue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm
P @ R ! wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA yeh wiki hai husband tharki or yeh bechair uski future wife


chawalay meri future wife tou tum ho cheers lolzzz :tongue:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jun 04, 2008 9:27 pm
HUH Dialoghue kahin or maro kero
phly katrina ko to pyar kerlo Salman se ziada hisshhhhhhh Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 6:42 am
hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 10:17 am
Teacher : beta aap baray ho ya aap k papa ?
Bacha .. mein !!
Teacher : woo kaisay ?
Bacha : meine mama k sath soona chhor diya per papa abhi tak mama k sath sootay hein ..


:rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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Age : 36
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 1:54 pm
hasi nai ayei .. pasey wapis karooo
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 6:11 pm
hahahahahahha

nyc wikooooooo
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 8:34 pm
SajaniYa wrote:
hasi nai ayei .. pasey wapis karooo

umuhaaaaaaaa hugies chalo itnay paison mein aik he milay gi chair:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyThu Jun 26, 2008 8:49 pm
wiki dafa hoo tut peniyaa. naha ker aa ab sajaniya se hug kerne ka matlab hia . tum ne ik christian se hug keee..

dafa hoo ab.... she z christian ..... jino punjabi vich akhee daa ee yaar.. seeeen barii thandii hondii eee lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySat Jun 28, 2008 2:00 am
wiki :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySat Jun 28, 2008 9:50 am
Suspect albino Suspect pari tum bhi christian ho kiya ....
























































now dont say Allhamdulliah ke doodh se nahaye hue hooo..

log shampooo se soap se nahate hia . ye pehle larki hai jo doodh se nahate hia :hahah: :hahah: :hahah:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jul 02, 2008 10:37 pm
Two Frdnz talking:
hey i get married!
o thatz gud!
no thats bad,shes ugly!
o thats bad!
no thats gud,shez rich!
oh thatz gud!
no thats bad,she dont give me a cent!
o thats bad
no thatz gud,she bought me a big house!
o thats gud!
No thats bad,da house burnt down!
oh thats bad!
no thats gud,she was in it.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jul 02, 2008 10:40 pm
:rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyFri Jul 04, 2008 9:49 pm
Wife : kal 3 choron nay gher mein ghuss ker mera rape ker diya

Husband : tum nay rooka nahi

Wife : bohat rooka per unho nay kaha k subha ho gaye hai ab humein jana hoga :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySun Jul 06, 2008 10:09 pm
:rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySun Jul 06, 2008 10:21 pm
mian biwi kahein ja rahay thaay ke raste mein aik gadha khara dikhaye diya.
gadhay ko dekh ker shohar bola.
woh samnay tumhara rishta-dar khara hai .. usse salam tou ker do.
pehle tou biwi nay ghusse se shohar ki tarf dekha phir achanak agay bharri aur muskura ker boli .. SALAM JETH JI Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyTue Jul 08, 2008 1:09 am
Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyTue Jul 08, 2008 8:40 am
my frnd jus send me dis mesg Laughing

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SALAY DOST PE SHAK KERTA HAI .. ang:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jul 09, 2008 2:35 pm
hahahaha
astaghfirullahhh
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jul 09, 2008 10:19 pm
JIN : kya hukam hai meray aaqa ?


AAQA : Pakistan se foran mehngaii durr ker doo !!


JIN : aaqa hukam doo .. chawlein na maaro :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptyWed Jul 09, 2008 11:06 pm
:rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
hahahaha wiki apna jesa sms
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PostSubject: Re: SMS   SMS EmptySat Jul 12, 2008 6:55 pm
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgay di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha


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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon


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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata



Pari janu kaishay lagay ? :rolfmao: :rolfmao:
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