joke of the day

hello guys!!
i am back with an other topic

which is joke of the day
just say a joke here to make us feel a bit light and cheer us up

shal i start
well i dunt know many good jokes but lets c if you ppl like it

a froup of 19 sardars went to a cinema
the recpshnst asked y have u all cam in such a large group of 19
one of the sardar replied:
the movie we are going to watch is for 18+

hehehhehehe hop u get it if nt contct labo lolzz

Samaj aa gaye chawal lolzz :tongue:


2 sardar bhai same school n class mein hote hein.

during their paper checking .. unn ki teacher dekhti hai k dono nay apne father ka name different likha hua hai ..

Teacher to Sardar Brother: tum dono nay apne father ka naam different kyun likha ?

Sardar Brothers : FER TUSSI KEHNA SI ASSI NAQAL KEETI

hahahahahaha .. :p

hahahahahaha

1980 girl: mama can i wear jeans
Mama: no beta log kia kahengy.

2008 girl: mama can i wear mini skirt
Mama: pehen meri bachi pehen kuch to pehen lol

hahahhaha
u both snt cool jokes lolzzzzzzzzz
now its my turn


Ik khatoon ko apne shohar per bila wajah shak kerne ki adat thi jab bhi who dafter se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to us k kapron ko achi tarah se chek kerti aya yeh kisi aurat se to mil ker nahin aya. Ager ik b nishani mil jati jese bal waghera jo k akser mil hi jata he to phir to shohar ki shamat hi agai.

Ik din who chckeing kerti he per kuch nahin milta to mun basor ker kehti he acha to aj kal tum ne

GANJI aurton k sath bhi dosti kerni shuru kerdi.

lolshh
nyc going gyzz

my joke iz wiki
:p

!! AquaGurl !! wrote:

lolshh
nyc going gyzz

my joke iz wiki
:p

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it was the funiest one

ik dolat mand admi bohat bimar ho giya tha.
aur us k akhri lamhat karib achuke the to doctors ne jawab de diya
is ki biwi palan se lagi rote hoye kehne lagi k tum abhi nahin mer sakte.
merte huye admi ne bola begaum saber karo
aur mat ro ab bas chand ghariyan hi baki hen.
nahin nahin biwi boli
tum aj mar ker muje zalil nahin ker sakte plzzzzz
men ne tumhare sog men pehanne k liye kala dress aj hi darzi ko diya he
jo k kal mile ga to men tumhare merne per pehnun gi kiya

:pagal2:

lolshh
nyc going sis

MUREED (Larki) : Peer ji mujhe illhaam sikhayein ..

PEER : Putter apni ankhein band ker

MUREED (Larki) : Peer ji kahin aap mujhe kiss tou nahi kernay walay

PEER : Putter tujhe illhaam honna shuru ho geya hai !!

pari n minal u both shared nyc jokz

chote bachay nay derwaza khola aur apni behen k boy friend ko dekhker masoomiat se bola .. AAP ROOZ BAJI K SATH MILNE AAJATEY HEIN KYA AAPKI APNI BAJI NAHI HAI ?

wikiiiiiiiiiiiii

uufff fit joke hain yaar
wiki tu sudher ja werna yeh tera future hoga Meer masoom hai

lolshhhh

Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein
Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.Makan Malik: Abey Uloo
500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Kareena Nachegi

P @ R ! wrote:

wikiiiiiiiiiiiii

uufff fit joke hain yaar
wiki tu sudher ja werna yeh tera future hoga Meer masoom hai

Meer tou aisa nee keray ga per meer ki foto copy k baray mein kuch nee kaha ja sakta hahahaha

JOKE:
-------
Beta : pita ji aapko tou CANCER hua hai phir bhe aap sab ko AIDS kyun batatay ho ?

Baap : taa k mere jane k baad teri maa ko koe haath na lagaye

sab fit fat ji gud gud carry on

joke:
ik lerki buzurg (wiki) se
kya men apne uncle k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): toba toba
lerki: kya men apne cozon k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): uff ALLAH
larki: kya men ap k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): BISM-i-ALLAH

lolsh
wiki ka hal esa hi he wese
wt do u think gils ????
agreeee????

Minal wrote:

sab fit fat ji gud gud carry on

joke:
ik lerki buzurg (wiki) se
kya men apne uncle k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): toba toba
lerki: kya men apne cozon k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): uff ALLAH
larki: kya men ap k sath so sakti hun
bazurg (wiki): BISM-i-ALLAH

lolsh
wiki ka hal esa hi he wese
wt do u think gils ????
agreeee????

lolzzz .. hatt chawal aurat :p

JOKE:
-------

aik hathi aur chunti mein pyarr ho jata hai ..
hathi apne parents ko chunti k gher rishte k liye bhegta hai per chunti k parents manna ker daitay hein ..
hathi k parents kehtay hein k wajja kya hai .. hamara bacha tou gabru jawan aur itna uchaa lamba hai lolzz ..
chunti k parents kehtay hein woh sab tou theek hai per aap k bachay k daant bohat baray aur baahir nikle hue hein woh humein pasand nee

wiki tera phla wala joke lol

laiba sis i agree with u..yeh wiki tha 100%

loo ji mera joke unko samajh aye gaa jo pakistan mein rehte hian hian ...

wiki bro mein hoo na bro himat mat haroo. lolzzz

minal or pari ik najomi ke pass jate hain or bolte hian . najomi ji hamaree lye kon sa sitara sahre rahe ga.
najomi:app dono ke kitne bache hian .
minal :6
pari : 8
najomi: app dono k lye SABAZ SITARA saheee rahe gaa..

hahaahahahahahahahaha ..

wiki tumhary tu hatrahi hai yahan pe

Pathan joined new job !

1st day he spent 11 hours on computer..
boss was happy n asked wht he did ?
Pathan: keyboard's alphabets were not in order.. i arranged them

pathan bhe aqua jaisa he tha

no doubt lolzzzzzzzzzz

wiki tere tu tayee tayee fish ho gayee lala

SajaniYa wrote:

aur boss wiko jesa jo us ne us pathan ko rakh liya

Laws of Love

{1} Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

{2} First law of Love:
" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of
the boy. "

{3} Second law of Love:
" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

{4} Third law of Love:
" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping"

gudd one sajaniya