joke of the day

Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:18 pm

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:: galat hai laiba waisay muje bhe bhool geya yeh joke lolzz

TEACHER : inn teeno mein kya farq hai ??

1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Biwi

STUDENT :

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Unlimited Free Package

Aqua tum mere liye kounsa package ho inn mein se

fst of all galat he ya sahi muje kya men ne to nai kya nna
jokes nai yad to b men kiya karun huh
im not realy bodrd

topic: ik hathi chunti ko cherta he
to chunti hathni k pass ja ker kehti he
k apne hubby ko sambhal ker rakho
werna mard hamara han b hen

acha chunti ji aap ko itna gussa aya k aap hathni se shakayat kerne chali gaye hugg calm down lolzz :hahah:

y shud i calm down han
sara mood to tum ne hi spoil kya mera
aj men bot khush thi
chat per gai
fadi bhaiya se bat ki
mizna ka suna
sarangu aya tha
shabo jani aye thin
nd u @@~@@@@

uuuuuuuuu .. i love u hugies

Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:27 pm

mizna :O

o yaaaaaaaaa i remember fahad bhai ne apni beti ka name mizna rakha hai

i feel so special lol log mere naam pe apne bachon ka naam rakh rahy hain lolz ab to chorongyon pe meri picture lagado wiki "Im Papular" :D Laughing

minal ur hathi n hathni wala joke was really funnyy lolz

Subject: Re: joke of the day Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:14 pm

P @ R ! wrote:: mizna :O

o yaaaaaaaaa i remember fahad bhai ne apni beti ka name mizna rakha hai i feel so special lol log mere naam pe apne bachon ka naam rakh rahy hain lolz ab to chorongyon pe meri picture lagado wiki "Im Papular" :D

minal ur hathi n hathni wala joke was really funnyy lolz

meine apni wife ka naam MIZNA rakh dena hai Laughing

Subject: Re: joke of the day Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:37 pm

lolz
naam to rakhlogy dil meri tarahn kerke batao to manon tongue

topic>wiki ne joke mara wohi mera joke of the day hai Laughing

Subject: Re: joke of the day Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:36 pm

Wiki wrote:: galat hai laiba waisay muje bhe bhool geya yeh joke lolzz

TEACHER : inn teeno mein kya farq hai ??

1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Biwi

STUDENT :

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Unlimited Free Package

Aqua tum mere liye kounsa package ho inn mein se

ghadayyy
ulloooooooooooooo
:@@@@@@@

mein he milty hoon tumhy jokes marne k liyeeee dufferrrrrr :@@@@@@@

chalo ek yeh tumhary liye

wiki ek gift shop mein gaya
wahan jake esne owner se kaha k mujhy koi valentine ka esa card dekhain
jismein lekha ho k mein tumsy serf tumsy pyaar karta hoon
owner kehtaa haan je miljayga esa card
wiki.....awsum 50 cards pack kardooo

:rolfmao:

abb bata wikiiiii
chawaalll ek time mein kitnon par line marta haii
Laughing

:p

Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:39 pm

wah wah dats a gud one

wiki ki gf us se puchti he
wiki janu
kya aj rat men apne dur wale cozon k sath so sakti hun
wiki bolta he DIMAGH KHARAB HE TUMHARA
woh puchti he kya men uncle k sath so sakti hun sirf aj rat k liya
wiki bolta he TOBAH KER KHUDA KI BANDI
woh puchti he tumhare sath so jaoon
wiki bolta he NEKI ND PUCH PUCH
LOLZZZZ

Subject: Re: joke of the day Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:48 am

wiki

Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:30 pm

han tou meri gfs mein jo merzi likhon ya jiske merzi sath sooun lolzzz tum loog kyun jealous hoty ho hahahaha ..

aik sardar k gher 7 larkiyan ho gayeii ..
uss ne news paper mein add diya ..
LARKA PAIDA KERNE KA TAREEQA BATAO ..

bangladesh se letter aya .. wife ko fish doo

holland se letter aya .. milk cake doo

america se letter aya .. coke doo

PAKISTAN se letter aya .. ek chance saanu vi deyo Wink

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:34 am

oh my GOD
koi hal nai tera kasam se
wiki lol

a men: wiki tera ik dant nila kiun he
wiki: men ne apne dant per ink lagai hoi he
men: hain woh kiun ji
wiki: oye yar kis sadi men rehta he tu
tuje nai pata aj kal
BLUETOOTH KA ZAMAN HE lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Subject: Re: joke of the day Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:39 pm

Minal wrote:: oh my GOD
koi hal nai tera kasam se
wiki lol

a men: wiki tera ik dant nila kiun he
wiki: men ne apne dant per ink lagai hoi he
men: hain woh kiun ji
wiki: oye yar kis sadi men rehta he tu
tuje nai pata aj kal
BLUETOOTH KA ZAMAN HE lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nyc one

Subject: Re: joke of the day Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:43 pm

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:: oh my GOD
koi hal nai tera kasam se
wiki lol

a men: wiki tera ik dant nila kiun he
wiki: men ne apne dant per ink lagai hoi he
men: hain woh kiun ji
wiki: oye yar kis sadi men rehta he tu
tuje nai pata aj kal
BLUETOOTH KA ZAMAN HE lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nyc one

i know its nice
but u ka jok kahan he aj

Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:06 pm

aik sabzi walay ki nai nai shadi hoty hai .. tou woh first night ko apni wife k upper paani chirkana shuru ker deta hai ..

wife : yeh kya ker rahe ho ohhh:

hubby : maal taaza ker raha hon :rolfmao:

kisi ko bura lage tou sorry lolzz :nenneda:

Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:30 am

daffaaa
:@@@

Moulvi:Jab Mein Mar Jaoun To Samney Waloon Ko Zaroor Bulanaa.
Biwi: Kyon ???
Moulvi:"Unkey Ghar Ki Uratey Murdey Se Lipat Lipat K Roti Hain"
:rolfmao:

Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:57 pm

Wiki wrote:: aik sabzi walay ki nai nai shadi hoty hai .. tou woh first night ko apni wife k upper paani chirkana shuru ker deta hai ..

wife : yeh kya ker rahe ho

hubby : maal taaza ker raha hon

kisi ko bura lage tou sorry lolzz

muje samaj hi nai aya
bura kiya manun Rolling Eyes

galz colg k principle ne ilan kya k...
ager koi lerka gals hostel men aye to
pehli dafa men 100 rpz
2nd time men 200 rps
third time men 500 rps nd so on
to
wiki puchta he
bolte to monthly pass kitna he ka he bapu lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:28 pm

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:: aik sabzi walay ki nai nai shadi hoty hai .. tou woh first night ko apni wife k upper paani chirkana shuru ker deta hai ..

wife : yeh kya ker rahe ho

hubby : maal taaza ker raha hon

kisi ko bura lage tou sorry lolzz

muje samaj hi nai aya
bura kiya manun Rolling Eyes

galz colg k principle ne ilan kya k...
ager koi lerka gals hostel men aye to
pehli dafa men 100 rpz
2nd time men 200 rps
third time men 500 rps nd so on
to
wiki puchta he
bolte to monthly pass kitna he ka he bapu lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jab marna chawal he marna Laughing

Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:30 pm

hahaha nice one minal

Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:15 pm

jab marna chawal he marna Laughing

[/quote]
kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka

Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:50 pm

Minal wrote:: jab marna chawal he marna

kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka[/quote]

dost :o mai tou tumhein apni sawani samjhta tha :o

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:00 am

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:: jab marna chawal he marna

kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka

dost :o mai tou tumhein apni sawani samjhta tha :o[/quote]
sawani kon hota he ??

Member Number of posts : 71 Registration date : 2008-08-31

JOKE of da day

Judge sikh noun kehnda adalat wich sikh sahib tevade te cycle chori da ilzaam sabit nai hoya lehaza tewano baa izat bari kita janda ve sikh sahib judge sahib di gall sun ke bolya

is da matlab main cycle rekh levan ?

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:20 pm

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:: jab marna chawal he marna

kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka

dost :o mai tou tumhein apni sawani samjhta tha :o

sawani kon hota he ??[/quote]

sawani jhung ki language hai .. iss ka matlab "wife" hota hai hahahahaaahaha

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:45 pm

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:: jab marna chawal he marna

kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka

dost :o mai tou tumhein apni sawani samjhta tha :o

sawani kon hota he ??

sawani jhung ki language hai .. iss ka matlab "wife" hota hai hahahahaaahaha[/quote]
dafa mer ja :@@@

Subject: Re: joke of the day Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:26 pm

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:

Wiki wrote:

Minal wrote:: jab marna chawal he marna

kya karun
u ki izat b to kaim rakhni he nan k
wiki ki dost hun
chawal na marun to guzara kese he is ka

dost :o mai tou tumhein apni sawani samjhta tha :o

sawani kon hota he ??

sawani jhung ki language hai .. iss ka matlab "wife" hota hai hahahahaaahaha

dafa mer ja :@@@[/quote]

grin:

Subject: Re: joke of the day Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:34 am

sawani punjab ka word hai bill:D

is ka meaning hai wiki ko har roz joty parne chiay 38475

Subject: Re: joke of the day Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:32 pm

cute wrote:: sawani punjab ka word hai is ka meaning hai wiki ko har roz joty parne chiay

sachi ??
wiki teri te
menu jhut bolta he huh
y ma foot