joke of the day

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

m!d n!t r@(eR wrote:

loo ji mera joke unko samajh aye gaa jo pakistan mein rehte hian hian ...

wiki bro mein hoo na bro himat mat haroo. lolzzz

minal or pari ik najomi ke pass jate hain or bolte hian . najomi ji hamaree lye kon sa sitara sahre rahe ga.
najomi:app dono ke kitne bache hian .
minal :6
pari : 8
najomi: app dono k lye SABAZ SITARA saheee rahe gaa..

wiki: meri sis da munda huya he
Dudu: mubarik ho
Wiki: per afsos di gal he ik
dudu: woh kiun or kiya
Wiki: bap da pata hi nahin
Dudu: koi gal nai yar apna SHAMS urf MID NYT RACER kadon kam awe ga. is per dal de

hun has pagal insan

Minal wrote:

m!d n!t r@(eR wrote:

loo ji mera joke unko samajh aye gaa jo pakistan mein rehte hian hian ...

wiki bro mein hoo na bro himat mat haroo. lolzzz

minal or pari ik najomi ke pass jate hain or bolte hian . najomi ji hamaree lye kon sa sitara sahre rahe ga.
najomi:app dono ke kitne bache hian .
minal :6
pari : 8
najomi: app dono k lye SABAZ SITARA saheee rahe gaa..

wiki: meri sis da munda huya he
Dudu: mubarik ho
Wiki: per afsos di gal he ik
dudu: woh kiun or kiya
Wiki: bap da pata hi nahin
Dudu: koi gal nai yar apna SHAMS urf MID NYT RACER kadon kam awe ga. is per dal de

hun has pagal insan

Minal .. yeh joke nee tumhary kamm zarfi thi !!

ye uski kaam zarfii nahi

bachpana tha jab wo angotha choosa kerte theee or naak uski baha kerte the ... lolzzzzzz

Wiki wrote:

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

yeh wiki or mid ki kahani hai


yeh ek wiki k liyeee

wiki went out to buy a pakistani flag.
da shop owner gave him the flag
wiki>esmein or color dekhaiyee

chawal

Auqa apne hubby se : sunno ji aapko mujh mein sabse acha kya lagta hai meri beauty ya meri aqalmandi ?

Aqua's Hubby : mujhe tou tumhry yeh mazak kerne ki aadat sab se zeada achi lagti hai

haahaa wiki very funny
wese yeh kahani tu mujhy tumhari or pari ki lagrahy hai

ohh well another joke 4 u

ek bar wiki k ghar mein chor ghusaye
chor...sona kahan hein
wiki...barabar mein bestar bechadon

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
kitne maze k hen sab hi lolzzzzzzzzzz

techar: sab bache apne apne dads k nam english men likhen..
ik sikh bacha: beutiful red underwear...
teacher: yeh kese ho sakta he..
bacha: mere bapu ka nam he
SUNDAR LAL CHADA

samaj na aye to puchlena

sisoooo nyc 1

wiki ek bar house buy karne gaya
owner ne kaha yeh house jo bhi lega usky koi bachy nahi hone chaiye
wiki ne kaha mera koi bacha nahi bas parents hein mery

full time chwal mari hai is waqt tumne jo moun main aya likhdia lolzz

Aqua apne husband ko apni bhengi ankhein dikha ker puchti hai ..

dekho meri ankhein kajol se milti heina ..

Aqua's hubby : arey tumhary tou apas mein nahi milti kajol se kya milein gi

A Sardar went to his doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the man.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The Sardar touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then he touched his left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!

That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.

The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told him his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

meri samjh nahi aay

Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Musharraf "Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

He calls Advani over and asks him "Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!" "Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Musharraf is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet.
He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Musharraf, "You've got 24 hours."

He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours later, the member of Musharraf's cabinet is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Bill Clinton, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Clinton. "Mr.President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Clinton, "It's me!"

"Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Musharraf. "Sir, I've got the answer!".

"What is it?"

"It's Bill Clinton".

"No, you idiot", says Musharraf, "It's Advani".

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

nyc going gyzz

mere pass bohut hein lekin unhe kissi or section mein post karongi
filhaal yeh sahii...

Girl TO Boy :
Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na!!!
1000 Wala WARID Ka Card Send KArdo Mera Balance End Ho Gia Hai,
Boy To Girl :
Mein Tumhara Aashiq Hoon WARID Walon Ka DAMAD NAhi !!

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari , aaj to choice hai"

lolzzzz ..



Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha

I love ur jkz yara main is topic ko especially dhond k ismain aty hon

Thanks

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

nyc wiki

a boy to a girl: app ki sendal bari piyari hai.
girl: utroon kaya.
boy: jeans zyada piyari hai.